This is a mirror of the Friend Bear comic strip. The official site is http://www.friendbear.com/, and all credit goes to that site on the origin of these strips. I'm merely mirroring them--I am not nor have I ever been an official part of the Friend Bear dynasty, though this mirror did get the host of the Friend Bear site's blessing.

--buntz ( buntz33@hotmail.com )

  1. FRIEND BEAR
  2. TURTLE FINDS TREASURE
  3. THE CLEVER HAT
  4. THE STATUE CAN HELP!
  5. HAIKUS ARE FUN
  6. TOO MANY HOWDYS
  7. FRIEND BEAR GOES TO THE FOLK SHOW
  8. A VALUABLE LESSON ABOUT DISCO
  9. NEW FRIENDS, NEW NEWS!
  10. THE BUBBLE-GUM CONTEST
  11. FRIEND BEAR AND THE BROKEN TELEPHONE
  12. A SONG GONE WRONG?
  13. TIME FOR BED, FRIEND BEAR
  14. TURTLE ISSUES A CHALLENGE
  15. THE PAST IS REVEALED
  16. THE JUMPING GAME!
  17. A FLOWER FOR FRIEND BEAR
  18. WHY FRIEND BEAR WAS VERY LATE FOR A LONG TIME
  19. THE MYSTERIOUS VISITOR, AND BADMINTON!
  20. WE LOVE HEIDI, WE DO
  21. SHOUTING, BUT WHY?
  22. THE EIGHT WONDERS OF THE WORLD
  23. HOUDINI'S BOX
  24. ACT I SCENE I
  25. FOLLOWING THE ONE IN THE KILT
  26. FINGERS CROSSED FOR DULCIE!!
  27. AN EVENTFUL DAY
  28. ON THE ILL-NA-NA!
  29. THOSE CRAZY CARNIES
  30. A MONTH OF FRIEND BEAR!!!
  31. FROZEN...IN A CAVE
  32. GOOD-BYS
  33. AIR BEAR
  34. THE NEW BREED OF JUSTICE-ORIENTED CRIME-FIGHTERS!
  35. GUESS-THE-PRODUCT
  36. DIE NEUE KUNST
  37. FRIEND BEAR
  38. THE DUKES OF HAZZARD ARE NOT ON TO-DAY
  39. KATURA NEEDS A HUG, AND SO DO HIPPIES.
  40. I WOULD LIKE TO BUY A VOWEL!
  41. THERE IS A NEW HOLIDAY IN TOWN
  42. VIVA MEXICO!
  43. WHAT RUDY KNEW
  44. THE FASCINATING CLERICAL DEVICE!!
  45. KIDS! SAY ANYTHING YOU WANT! THIS IS A FREE COUNTRY! TRY IT NOW!
  46. FRIEND BEAR GOES TO THE LIBRARY
  47. THE AMAZING VACATION!!!!
  48. UNDER THE SEA, NO LESS
  49. IT, IS THE WILD WILD WEST!
  50. ECONOMICS=INSTANT FUN
  51. WHERE HAS THE GRAVITY GONE?
  52. THE LOBSTERS APPRECIATE THE EGG
  53. SISKEL AND EBERT, HA HA HA HA, NOT EVEN CLOSE TO THIS!
  54. THE COMMUNIST WATERPARK
  55. IT IS NATIONAL METAPHOR DAY!
  56. SPACEBOOTS ARE A GATEWAY ACCESSORY
  57. NOT THOSE CUDDLY VAR-MINTS??
  58. IRRATIONAL FEARS WEEK DAY ONE!
  59. IRRATIONAL FEARS WEEK DAY TWO!
  60. RUDY COMES BACK FROM VACATION(SUBTITLED: REJOICE! REJOICE!)
  61. IRRATIONAL FEARS WEEK DAY THREE!
  62. IRRATIONAL FEARS WEEK DAY FOUR!
  63. IRRATIONAL FEARS WEEK DAY FIVE!
  64. IRRATIONAL FEARS WEEK DAY SIX!
  65. IRRATIONAL FEARS WEEK DAY SEVEN!
  66. THERE IS A NUMBER DIVIDED BY ZERO HERE!
  67. NOT THE JACKSON (FIVE TO THE 0TH POWER)!!!!!!!
  68. THE PARTY-HAT WAND FORETELLS A PLOT
  69. YOU CAN-NOT EAT WHAT YOU CAN-NOT SEE
  70. THE COMMODORE WILL NOT CUT IT
  71. CURSE THOSE MINIATURE ELEPHANTS!!!
  72. TONIGHT'S STRIP BY JULIA BRENNON
  73. UP UP UP UP UP UP!
  74. THE GIGANTIC HALLOWEEN SPECIAL!
  75. WHAT IF, PUKURAN?
  76. LOUISIANA PURCHASE TELLS IT LIKE IT IS!
  77. CHLöE VS. BETSY ROSS
  78. FRANKIE SAYS - THE EPIC TALE
  79. WHAT TO DO IN CASE OF NO NEW STRIPS
  80. THE WAITING GAME
  81. THE RESULTS ARE IN!
  82. THE HAIKU PANEL OF REVIEWERS HAS MADE A DECISION
  83. GOODBYE, D.I.Y.
  84. IT, IS QUESTION-AND-ANSWER DAY
  85. ONE CAN MOST DEFINITELY RUSH TRUE ART
  86. CROSS-CONTINENTAL CROSSOVERS
  87. EVERYONE SHOULD JUST USE BASIC
  88. KATRINA AND THE WAVES
  89. THE FOR-EST IS NOT BIG ENOUGH FOR TWO FRIEND BEARS
  90. SUPPOSED ALLIGATOR SEGREGATION
  91. IT'S THAT TIME OF THE YEAR AGAIN
  92. CO-CO-NUT, STEP DOWN NOW!
  93. Q: ARE WE NOT PRESIDENTS? A: WE ARE COUNTRIES
  94. HAPPY-HAPPY-BIRTHDAY
  95. "IT IS SALSA MUSIC!"
  96. HA-HA! ANOTHER BIRTHDAY
  97. GUESS-THE-PRODUCT II
  98. THE GLORIOUS THANKS-GIVING
  99. GOT-TO-CATCH-THEM-ALL
  100. THE ONE-HUNDREDTH EPISODE: DULCIE VISITS!
  101. LUNGFISH ARE "THE BOMB"
  102. THE TRIP TO GHOSTY-WORLD
  103. WHAT IS IN THE FUTURE???
  104. THE-POWER-WAS-OUT
  105. THE NOBEL-PRIZE FOR BEARS IS NUMBER ONE!!!!!!!!!
  106. THIS STRIP IS ABOUT!
  107. LET US GO TO THE FARM
  108. IF YOU LISTEN TO THE CURE@!!!
  109. SICK-DAY
  110. A YEN TO BE WED
  111. PLEASE DO-NOT DISRESPECT POSTED SIGNAGE
  112. THERE IS CEREAL TO BE HAD
  113. ROCK-N-ROLL
  114. FLOWERS ON MY BACK
  115. PROFESSOR DOG-EAR KNOWS IT ALL
  116. MIS=PLACED WEAPONRY!?!!?
  117. TIME TO PURCHASE, NOW
  118. YOU KRAZY KRAFTWERK..!
  119. STEPHEN MALKMUS IS PROUD
  120. ALEX THE SEAL?! NO
  121. GHRAY-OF-THE-SCALE
  122. THE INVISIBLE FISH EPISODE
  123. NOT-THE-BON-JOVI
  124. IT IS THE CHRISTMAS
  125. THOSE CRRRRR-AZY BERRIES! (AND WHAT THEY WILL DO)
  126. BEHIND YOU!
  127. NOT REALLY ABOUT NUTRITION
  128. MORE ABOUT THE CAT PARADE (THAN YOU EVER WANTED TO KNOW)
  129. Y2K HAR HAR HAR!
  130. WHAT YOU WOULD ENDURE FOR RIGHTEOUSNESS
  131. RAPPIN' FOR OPEN KERNELS
  132. ANOTHER HOLIDAY???? AMAZING!!
  133. THE DO-NUTS WHO ARE SINGING !
  134. NATALIE-CORE
  135. BAYLEE-AND-US CANNOT SLEEP
  136. IT-IS THE TRUDY BIOGRAPHY (SOMEHOW!!)
  137. THE MISTY EYES OF SCOTLAND
  138. THERE IS A CARROT FARM (ACT ONE!)
  139. NOW THE HATS ARE UNSOLD (ACT TWO!)
  140. SKY-CANARY POETRY (ACT THREE!)
  141. UNDERGARMENT GENETICS (ACT FOUR!)
  142. THERE IS NO PATTING-OF-RABBITS (ACT FIVE!)
  143. WHAT IS THE TRUTH HERE (ACT SIX!)
  144. WHO-CAN-CATCH-THE-VELVET
  145. POETRY-WITH-SURPRISE
  146. LET US ALL FARM EQUALLY WITH INSTRUCTIONS
  147. WAITING ROOM
  148. SEVENTY-EIGHT IS GREATER THAN FORTY
  149. THE TRAVELLING LINCOLN
  150. CELE-BRATE THE EVERYTHING
  151. THE RETURN!
  152. COLECO PARK
  153. STANDARD FUDGESICLE!!!!!! (SIZES)
  154. TRUDY GETS MARRIED (PART A)
  155. TRUDY GETS MARRIED (PART 2)
  156. CHUCKLE-CAR VOODOO
  157. THE SILENT YEARS
  158. INTO-THE-TEETH WE GO!
  159. THE FAIRY IS KIND TO RUDY
  160. THAT TRICKSTER, BROMWELL
  161. WHO INVITES THE CLOWN-WIND?
  162. FLOWER-INFRINGEMENT
  163. WAITING FOR GODOT
  164. THE AIR-LEMONS ARE BILINGUAL
  165. THE DREAMS THAT COME
  166. NOW THERE IS SOCK SIMIAN
  167. NOW IS THE TIME FOR ALL GOOD COUNTRYMEN TO PROMOTE THEIR MERCHANDISE
  168. WHO-HAS-GOT-THE-MUU-MUU
  169. THE POWER OF WATER GOES TO:
  170. PUKURAN DOES THE TRANSLATE
  171. WHAT IS GREEN-AND-ANGRY-AND-NOT-A-GOOD-FILM
  172. PROFESSOR DOG-EAR IS THE SURGEON GENERAL
  173. NICOLE MAKES HER DAY GOOD BY FORCE
  174. ESCAPE THE DISGUSTING-PUDDING!
  175. PENCIL ZAPISTA
  176. IT SLICES-AND-DICES
  177. THE CHRONICLES OF CELLULAR DIVISION
  178. HOW TO HAVE A GOOD PARTY[VOLUME 7]
  179. THERE-RETURN-IS!
  180. IT IS FRIEND BEAR VERSION SILVER!
  181. GIRL STAR MONARCHY
  182. TURTLE LIPINSKI
  183. CRUISING TIME
  184. THERE IS NO JULIA CHILD
  185. TO THE TUNE OF "ROLLERCOASTER OF LOVE!"
  186. PLAYING IN THE M.U.D.
  187. FOR THE MEXICANS IN THE HOUSE
  188. PONGx2 HAS SOME EXPLAINING TO DO
  189. THE OVEN W;LL BE FIRED-UP
  190. GUESS-THE-PRODUCT III
  191. PREVIEW-SEASON-A-GO-GO
  192. THE POLITICAL DEBATE IS RAGINGF!!!!!!
  193. THE ARTIST FORMERLY KNOWN AS AIR SABOTAGE
  194. THE REPLACEMENTS WHO-DO-NOT-SING
  195. VISION OF ESCAFLOWNE + NINJA GAIDEN + ACTUAL ART SKILLS
  196. TURTLE IN TRAINING
  197. THE MALL VAN IS ZAPPED
  198. TROUBLE IN THE BANK!!!!!!!!!
  199. THE PEN-PAL
  200. THERE IS TROUBLE BREWING
  201. FOR INSTRUCTIONAL USE ONLY
  202. HINT: IT-IS-KRANG
  203. POEM OF MAGNITUDE
  204. REBUS DAY, INTERRUPTED
  205. NOT THE YELLOW BRICK ROAD
  206. BELVEDERE THE MOON
  207. NAMED-BY-VIKING-LAND EXPORT IS LOST!
  208. TURTLE: SCIENTIST
  209. MAXIMUM SLOTH OVERDRIVE
  210. LEGENDARY MACHINE PART ONE
  211. ELEPHANT SURVEY-TAKER
  212. THE COUNT OF THREE IS SUFFICIENT
  213. THIS TITLE HAS BEEN MISPLACED
  214. WE ARE 1337
  215. PLEASE SPELL "SUCCESS"
  216. WATERY HAIKUS
  217. FRETBOARD HIDING SECRET-BOOKSTYLE
  218. CHATROOM COMES ALIVE!
  219. DJ LADY GINGIVERE
  220. NEVER BECOME A DIRECTOR
  221. OH DEAR!!!!!!! WEATHER PATTERNS
  222. YET ANOTHER TRIP DOWN MEMORY LANE
  223. BLOWING BUBBLES AND BOWLING
  224. THE PURCHASING OF TIME
  225. FROZEN ROCK MONSTER APPARATUS
  226. CRASH TEST MUMMIES
  227. TO SAY NOTHING OF JAMES "HAIRSTYLE" MADISON"
  228. IN SPITE OF BREVITY THE MESS-AGE IS CLEAR
  229. LITERARY-HOODLUM
  230. A GRIM WARNING OF THINGS TO COME
  231. PLEASE NEVER LET US USE THIS JOKE AGAIN
  232. NOT "EKANSETIHW"
  233. WITH IMPORTANT VITAMINS AND MINERALS (TO BOOT)
  234. HOORAY FOR ESCAPISM
  235. HAIRSPRAY IS EXPENSIVE TODAY
  236. LOUISIANA PURCHASE AND THE YAKS
  237. PROFESSOR DOG-EAR HAS A PLAN
  238. SAINT NICK'S NEW TRICK
  239. PUNK DAY IS MORE THAN ONE DAY
  240. THE HELPFUL SUGGESTION
  241. CURRENCY-JUSTICE
  242. TO SAY NOTHING OF THE SOMBRERO
  243. TO SAY NOTHING OF THE...HEY NOW
  244. IT IS WHAT'S FOR DINNER
  245. WHO IS "THE-PARK-OWNER"
  246. CELEBRATE QUIET TIMES
  247. THE FLOWING LOCKS OF JUXTAPOSITION
  248. WINGED PERTINACIOUSNESS
  249. WALTZING TO VICTORY
  250. IT IS A DINOSAUR ACT
  251. SARTRE < FRIEND BEAR
  252. A SONG AGAINST BACTERIA
  253. BUT WHAT OF A PLOT?
  254. THE SNACKFOOD IS ONCE AGAIN PROPHETIC
  255. GIVE ME SOMETHING TO DENY-YOU-ACCESS-TO
  256. TURTLE AND THE ANTS
  257. A TASK IS AT HAND
  258. A JOURNEY IN TIME
  259. TITLE OF RECORD
  260. MEETING PEOPLE IS EASY
  261. THERE-WILL-BE-NO RESCUING TODAY
  262. THE TITLE HAS BEEN FOUND
  263. OF GOATS\' EGGS AND INVERSION
  264. C:\\BE MY VALENTINE
  265. DO-NOT TRUST CLAY-BASED CUBOIDS (THAT-ARE-BAKED)
  266. ATTACK OF THE RONALDS!
  267. A VALUABLE LESSON IN HERB-LORE
  268. AND THAT IS CALLED FORE-SHADOWING
  269. NINJA SURPRISE!!!!!
  270. FRIEND BEAR DOES THE GAME-PLAYING GAME
  271. THE ISLE OF GRATITUDE
  272. PROFESSOR DOG-EAR IS \
  273. CHEEKY IMP EMPLOYMENT DAY
  274. AUTOMATON EQUITY
  275. FISH IS GOOD FOR THE BRAIN
  276. HOOTS MON
  277. IDENTITY CRISIS
  278. LEPROSY IS BAD FOR THE SKIN
  279. FLASHBACK ACTION IS FUN FUN FUN
  280. ACCESS DENIED
  281. FRIEND BEAR THE HERO
  282. WHAT IF..!!
  283. THE DAY THE FOR-EST CHANGED FOREVER
  284. THE LEGENDARY MACHINE PART 2 (THE POINTLESS-JOURNEY!!)
  285. DISCO REVIVAL!
  286. INSTRUCTIONAL MAILROOM VIDEO (WITHOUT VIDEO)
  287. COWS BRING US SUCH JOY
  288. SEMAPHORE IS THE WAY FORWARD
  289. RUDY MAKES AN IMPORTANT DISCOVERY!
  290. THE PARADE IS-NOT-WHAT IT SEEMS!
  291. CELEBRATION ANYWAY
  292. AND THERE IS LOVE TO BE
  293. IN-TO THE MAZE!!
  294. PROFESSOR DOG-EAR DOES IT AGAIN
  295. HAND ME THE CHEESE TOOLS
  296. THE DANGERS OF TIME TRAVEL


I'm stopping the Friend Bear mirror here at 296 strips. (It goes to 297 because the elusive 279th strip does not exist! #279 is the stuff of myth!) In the general area of strip #300, the host of the Friend Bear site, Steve Steffler, made a post to the Friend Bear message board asking for strip submissions. Though the general style stayed the same, points changed and the style of humor differed. (A low point in my mind is the Friend Bear ALL YOUR BASE strip.)

So my subjective mind is calling #297 the end of the Friend Bear dynasty. The rest of the strips may have their points, I'm not deeming them unreadable, but they are certainly not in keeping with the tradition of Friend Bear, whatever that may be. This is all very trivial and goofy and likely not to be read by anyone except random googlers--so be it.

Below are the two posts made by Steve in July 2003, and why I am ending the mirror here.

--buntz



Post #1:

Hi,

So, just so you know, I'm the guy who hosts Friend Bear - and over the years we've ran the website I've been known to draw the odd comic as well. Anyway, these days things have been very stale at Friendbear.com, and we need to find someone who can regularly create fo-rest magic by drawing strips for the site.

If you think you can re-create the Friend Bear style and bring Friend Bear to new heights of humour without tarnishing his shiny polished image of innocent adventure-going, and also you're capable of using MS Paint and have the Courier font installed on your system, maybe this is a job for you.

Email your take on Friend Bear strips to me, Steve, at generica@antisocial.com. I am looking for someone who is capable of taking over regular strip-making duties. Could this be you? I sure the heck hope so!




Post #2:

So I was writing an email to someone with a friend bear history in it, and i thought i would post it in here.

here it is:

1) friendbear was originally created by Stephen Swift from the town of Holland, MA in the USA... aka swifty... http://dustgun.waferbaby.com/ is his current project.

2) he showed me friendbear right when he started drawing the first few strips, and i flipped and i totally fell in love. we decided that we could both start drawing strips and maybe make a normal web page for them. by the way, i'm Steve Steffler, and I live in Edmonton, Alberta, Canada.

3) i set up a website with a domain name and a few things like guestbook/webboard etc... basically everything exactly the way it still is. both swifty and i started drawing strips all the time, primarily his ended up online. and the site got popular through word-of-mouth, as tends to happen.

4) swifty sort of disappeared and did things like go to college, meet girls, start other projects, so for a long time i was the only person drawing strips... so that's what i did, but i work very long hours and have for a long time (since entering the "real world"). so i rarely got around to putting up new strips.

5) two guys from scotland, Liam Harper and Lewis Hyatt got in touch with me and offered to make friendbear strips. in fact they had created a bunch of them already for everyone's enjoyment. i was very impressed because they are able to very faithfully exhibit the style of friendbear swifty and i came up with, and so for a long time they took turns drawing strips and i set up a way for them to easily go onto the site and upload strips via a web interface which updates all the pages, like the archive and the main frames, etc using PHP and perl.

6) they stopped drawing last year for a long time, and it got very sporadic, because, as usual, the real world interrupted their drawing time. there have also been many months of downtime here and there for various reasons - usually it's tough to find good hosting, so i have always hosted the site myself, but sometimes i didn't have access to servers / etc. i just recently moved and for two months the site was down then.. but i got it back up last week, as you now know.

7) after i posted that call for submissions, one of the two scottish guys (Liam) that draw got back to me this week, excited to draw again. so he has put a few up. and i hope as time passes he can put more up.

so in essence, i act more as the site's curator and caretaker than anything else - i don't draw new strips anymore and although i love friendbear, i have limited time to put into it. you're very welcome to help out... if you have strips you'd like to upload, please email them to me and i will put them up post-haste!